Old Centralians Player Profile, Darren Mayer
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Name |
Darren Mayer |
| Nickname |
Henry VIII loads of wives now skint | |
| Date Of Birth |
25-12-67 | |
| Position |
Prop (loose yud) | |
| Height |
5ft 10 | |
| Weight |
Was fat now thin | |
| Ambition |
To keep playing rugby for the first team until i beat Phil Jordans record and have a couple of more wives. To win the tuffley marathon. | |
| Funniest Moments |
When on tour in torquay got naked with the ginger ninja and done a benny hill dance jumped on a table and it flatpacked under the strain of the weight of his two tea bags and a cheesy wosit resulted in having 15 stitches to the heed. The doctors then quized him on his gender. | |
| Other Remarks |
A good allround player who is very fit and for a prop has great ball skills. Once in 1983 he made a tackle, trouble was it was at a roller disco at the roundabout in tuffley. Darren is a closet naturist and feels free wearing no clothes before a game.Also has urinal terrets syndrome. Great clubman. |
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